Marketing Concepts

A Professor was explaining Marketing Concepts to the students:-

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I
am very rich. Marry me!'

- That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: 'He's very rich.Marry him.'

- That's Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'

- That's Telemarketing.

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops
it, offer her ride and then say: By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?'

- That's Public Relation!

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: You are very rich! Can you marry me?'

- That's Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

- That's Customer Feedback.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband.

- That's demand and supply gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him

- That's competition eating into your market share.


9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives.

- That's restriction forentering new markets.

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